bird is the word

I gotta stop making up words..

everyones obsession with glue

whats the deal with all these faceyb 'like' pages about gluing animals. i admit some are funny but i don't understand.. examples:

Gluing barbies heads to your goldfish so everyone thinks you got a mermaid.

Gluing coconuts to your dogs feet so the neighbours think you have a horse.

Gluing twigs to your dog so everyone thinks you have a hedgehog

Gluing legs to you snake so everyone thinks you have a centipede.

Gluing a carrot to your dogs head so everyone thinks you got a unicorn.

Gluing a bread roll to your bog so everyone thinks you got a hot dog.

Gluing a dorito to your fish so everyone thinks you have a shark.

Gluing cotton wool to you dog so everyone thinks you got a sheep.

Gluing a tutu to your cats head so everyone thinks you got a lion.

These faceyb'ers are disturbed. but i do like the coconuts one. that one made me laugh :) i think its because it was the first one i saw and i likes it because it was interestingly funny.. then it all got carried away..

hasta la vista glue sniffing loversss x x x

AHHH!!

AHHHHHHH!

that is all.

i needed scream.

x x x

you should call me the terminator

Currently at work i'm the Hungarian terminator, its going to take me 5 days to delete 1400 of them from the system. to begin with it was fun and i gave an evil smile and was all 'you are now terminated' but after the first 20 i was like, let this be over!!

but besides that i cant complain about life.

actually i think someone slipped drugs into my packed lunch, no that doesnt work i made my lunch, okay someone slipped something into the work water because today i have been going crazy, i've been doing insane things and then having my lows today as well, its like for the day i've been bipolar. its like i can be really happy, and then a click of the fingers my mood has completly changed, and i have no idea why its doing that in me, but i dont like it.

if you look through either my random notebook or my notebook about escaping, you'll find a whole different person no one has seen before, but its still me. Sadly one of them isnt with me right now, the escaping one, because i left it in my new flat.

chase the dream you losersss x x x

My hair is red and shiny

that all you need to know.

it may not always be shiny, deal with it!

i'm sorry randomers, i'm in an odd mood tonight

I'm procrastinating from packing,

my OCD hasn't properly kicked in yet tonight so i'm looking at a room full of mess,

but dont you worry your wee socks off, i have 11 hours to get all packed,

i believe that is called a win.

actually i'm rather stupid, i get kicked out my flat on the 14th and dont get the keys to the new crib till the 15th.

so i am a wanderer or hobo for 1 night.

or a gypsy. oooh i like gypsy better, it makes me sound mysterious and crazy and like i'd wear multi coloured tie dye outfits with beads in my hair and funky looking shoes. and i'd have huge glasses that out shine those of harry potter's, and i'd be a free spirit.

now that i'm all excited about it i'm now rather disappointed at the fact it wont be happening.

peace out homies x x x