Locked Out.. da na naaaaaaa

As i was taking out the bins to the garbage chute i reflected upon life...

I didn't really, i just wanted to sounds a little deep. No.

So i'm taking the garbage to the garbage chute, get back to my flat and ohh, what this? My Fob key doesnt work?!

I go down to the office and nobody is in. The office is in another building. So i'm walking back to my building in the rain, and again my fob still doesn't work to let me in the building. Wonderful.

A lovely person was also coming into the building so i sneak in when they go in. I call security and they say they will be here shortly.

While i wait in the common room i wonder how old does somebody have to be to live 1 million days, turns out you have to be 2739 years old. So then i worked out i have been living 6704 days, to this day, the 29th of June 2011.

30 minutes later he arrives and takes me to my flat, and his key doesn't work either!

We take a trip back to the office and suddenly lots of people are there, and the have a little chuckle at how wet i got in the rain, and the fact I am in pyjamas still at 4:15 pm.

They give me a new fob and i am back in the flat now.

HOWEVER, because the process took so long, my curly fries and baguette that were innocently cooking away in the oven are now black. :(

x x x

11.11

At 11.11pm tonight, I made a wish for all of you :) <3 x x x

Penny Caaaan

Celine Dion get out my head!!!

Like all her songs are in my head right now.

My neck gets really sore sometimes, do you wanna know why? Cause my brains so big! Its just hard to hold up sometimes. haa.

Stolen from the film No Strings Attached.

Would you like to know the rules of Penny Can? I watched Cougar Town, and wrote down all the rules for penny can. So here we go:

The game - throw pennies in a can.

The rules : -

1. Penny in Can - sing 'penny cannnnn' in a high pitch voice.

2. If the penny hits the rim - you flick the persons ear.

3. If the penny bounces in and out - sing 'stache attack' and draw a moustache on the person, and then if it happens again, give them a crazy brow.

4. 3 in a row in the can - a robot version of singing penny can.

5. If the penny spins - give the person a face sandwich.

bon voyage salt and pepper fans. x x x

boom shakalaka

Well, its just me left in the flat now, ''lonelyyyy, i'm just so lonelyyyyy, i have nobodyyy, to call my own''

Just a burst into song there, i actually did burst into song in real life, not just on the computer, but its fine, no one heard, obviously.

''all by myself, dont wanna be all by myself.. anymore''

A bit of Celine Dion for you there, that song is actually brilliant to burst out with, if your on your own and no one can hear. Of course, you dont want to be caught singing the lonely songs, they are rather brilliant to blast out though. Use those lungs you have!

If you are a smoker, too bad, you could have been great with these songs, shame you had to turn your lungs black, instead the redy pink colour i'm sure they actually are. True singers have the colourful lung colours, i'm sure.

Well, this is embarrassing..

Celine Dion is still playing.

Emma jennifer, this is for you...

bsfbsfbaigsi gfagbkanf wfiabrgkj giheagui gknakghiguhbigkkgjg igndfgdlg

x o x

ohh lucky, today there was a 2 kisses and a hug, instead of 3 kisses.

How unusual.

A Dream I Get Nearly Every Night Now

I have this dream that i have most nights now, its always the same characters and same story line but a different setting each time.

Its a little strange.

So basically it is always about a schizophrenic cheetah, the one i had last night was me in Mull and i was wandering the beaches on my own, when there was a cheetah, and then my perspective changed and i was the cheetah looking at myself and i had all these thoughts coming from my right ear telling me to eat the girl in front of me, and then thoughts from the left shouting at me telling me to eat myself.

Then perspective changed again and i was looking at the cheetah as myself, and then the cheetah starts talking to me about eating me, then saying it will eat itself. Then it grabs me by the leg and swings me round in the air. But as it is swinging me round in the air it suddenly goes all slow motion like a movie and the perspective is changed to the cheetah again, its so confusing.

so now its the Cheetah's view again and all these people in its head are screaming all different things like eat the girl or just leave her. Then one voice becomes so strong in its head it just over powers the rest of the voices and its my sisters voice and it tells the Cheetah to 'follow your heart, thats what is best' and the cheetah lets go of the girls leg and the girl (me) is thrown away.

Then i always wake up.

The night before it was the same dream but in Broughty Ferry

The night before that it was in Duinrell in Holland..

Thing is its always places i have been to before.

But i dont understand why i keep having this dream. And i dont like it cause it scares me.

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oooh la la

alright my dearest followers.

Me and the best friend Abigail have started up a blog together.

Everyone say oooh la la..

the blog is worth an oooh la la, because its just so awesome, of course.

If you didnt say oooh la la, then, you clearly just think you are too cool to be saying that, well its so uncool to not say it!

If you did say it then thanks.

Now say: sally sells seashells on the seashore, She sells seashells on the seashell shore. The seashells she sells are seashore shells.

If you said that, I love you my darling readers, you are the best :)

In the words of hamlet: Goodbye Mr Bond. x x x

Nana nana nana nana BATMAN

Hello my dear readers.

I saw the dark knight for the first time a few nights ago, although i didn't see the ending because it was 3am and i wanted to go back to my flat.

It was good apart from the various scenes where a felt like throwing up everywhere or simply just fainting.

I decided to go for the easiest option and just close my eyes, pathetic i know, but i don't care, i'm scared of blood. If you start talking operations or gory things with me i will turn all white and go light headed, or just show me a picture of anything blood like and thats me on the floor or with my head in the toilet.

I do love to watch a good film though, now i often watch ones with a lot of blood because my taste in films has changed from the child like ones..

I think its me trying to get over my fear of blood in general but i'm too scared to even look at a blood scene now anyway incase it does end up with a quick faint.

I am currently creating a playlist called ''100 songs to save your life''. i stole the idea from One Tree Hill. Its going to be 100 songs that make me happy, not just the typical chart stuff that gets outdated, but the proper songs that live on forever in peoples memories. If you have any suggestions just let me know.

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Monsters With Hand Guns

Its 1950, monsters are running the streets mad with their guns, like schizophrenic men in the zoo. Humans are in hiding. One monster was passing me holding a banana, I think he thought it was a gun, I told him it was a banana and all he said was 'gruff gruff gruff' which was 'i know its a banana, i don't believe in violence.' So he was doing well, the other monsters didn't notice it was a banana. He had 3 choices; to run away, to get a gun and kill the human race, or to make peace.

Now its 2020, and peace is with the world, the monsters are all running around with bananas and the humans are out of hiding. That one monster changed the world, he had 3 choices and he followed his heart. One day, I plan to change the world also, you'll see.

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Look Up

I've often wondered, humans are all different, they look different, they speak a different language and they are all unique.

Are dogs like that too?

I mean, they look different and act different, so do you get different dog language too? Or are they just not as intellectual as the species that is humans.

I see my cousins tomorrow, i am very excited, i mean i know you are probably thinking, so what - i see mine all the time, well i am excited because they live in Australia and i have only ever seen them twice in my entire life, so thats why i am excited. So i'm taking a trip to Edinburgh where the grandparents are and seeing them and the cousins for the day, then i take the train back to Glasgow, which i want to call my home now, even though its halls, but when i went back to Dundee, it didn't feel like home much anymore.

Goodbye my beloved Victorian Lemonade lovers x x x

The 3 of Spades

the 3 of spades, its the cursed card in a pack of cards. Never wins, or at least that is what me and the sister believe.

Did you know i also read fortune cards. Everyday i read Kirsty's fortune with a pack of 'UP' playing cards, its quite fun.. today her fortune was.. she was come into a small fortune, beware or sharp objects and a man in a black hat, and that she will get glasses.

My crackhead sister is doing a blog post all about me. lo-ser.

i can say things about her too, she takes up a lot of room in my quotes book, the things she comes out with is utterly ridiculous.

Shes a weird character, she likes a girl called Lorraine Kamel, she claims its a boy, but who is she kidding, lorraine is a girls name

Apart from the chap on holiday in Corfu a few years ago who we named Lorraine, he had a daughter named Ruth and a rabbit layed its faeces on her while she was on the back of a horse. True story.

One day i will tell you about Tina. She was a legend of a girl. Actually i will tell yo

u about her now. She's a girl me and kirsty met on holiday. She was Danish and spoke no english. Me and Kirsty didnt like her cause she was so annoying, so we tied her to a tree and left her. S

he always wore the same colourful tracksuit jumper with black leggings.

THIS IS TINA.

We drew pictures on how to kill her.

She also just appeared at our window every morning and grinned at us while we ate breakfast, as well as always showing us the peace sign.

Quotes of the dear Sister Kirsty.

'''i think my eye is bleeding. or maybe its just me crying''

''people give birth to relax''

''I've got stylish writing. I have the writing of queens''

''thats heroine. no. Hercules. and a cherub on a pogo stick''

''how do they build sparrows?''

''when was hitler?''

''freckles are cancerous''

''won't chickens ancestors be dust''

''i want to become a racist''

''i wish i was white''

i have so many more quotes, those were just a few so you can understand the crazy functioning and mechanisms of my sister.

tot gauw x x x