the 3 of spades, its the cursed card in a pack of cards. Never wins, or at least that is what me and the sister believe.
Did you know i also read fortune cards. Everyday i read Kirsty's fortune with a pack of 'UP' playing cards, its quite fun.. today her fortune was.. she was come into a small fortune, beware or sharp objects and a man in a black hat, and that she will get glasses.
My crackhead sister is doing a blog post all about me. lo-ser.
i can say things about her too, she takes up a lot of room in my quotes book, the things she comes out with is utterly ridiculous.
Shes a weird character, she likes a girl called Lorraine Kamel, she claims its a boy, but who is she kidding, lorraine is a girls name
Apart from the chap on holiday in Corfu a few years ago who we named Lorraine, he had a daughter named Ruth and a rabbit layed its faeces on her while she was on the back of a horse. True story.
One day i will tell you about Tina. She was a legend of a girl. Actually i will tell yo
u about her now. She's a girl me and kirsty met on holiday. She was Danish and spoke no english. Me and Kirsty didnt like her cause she was so annoying, so we tied her to a tree and left her. S
he always wore the same colourful tracksuit jumper with black leggings.
THIS IS TINA.
We drew pictures on how to kill her.
She also just appeared at our window every morning and grinned at us while we ate breakfast, as well as always showing us the peace sign.
Quotes of the dear Sister Kirsty.
'''i think my eye is bleeding. or maybe its just me crying''
''people give birth to relax''
''I've got stylish writing. I have the writing of queens''
''thats heroine. no. Hercules. and a cherub on a pogo stick''
''how do they build sparrows?''
''when was hitler?''
''freckles are cancerous''
''won't chickens ancestors be dust''
''i want to become a racist''
''i wish i was white''
i have so many more quotes, those were just a few so you can understand the crazy functioning and mechanisms of my sister.
tot gauw x x x
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