But anyway, i was bored, and thought well i'll go for a wander down to the beach. Worst plan EVER.
i was hit by flying stones, leaves, branches, and a bin flew over and hit me. i had to climb over a tree in the middle of the road that had fallen over and my earphones blew away. Bad times. I didn't reach the beach.
Plus i bumped into my old school teachers who were laughing at the state of my hair, i clearly don't suit the windswept look, my head had turned into a ginger bush.
i come back to find the mothership pushing things over in the garden, as if the wind hadn't done enough! She claims it was so the wind didn't push it over, believable of course.
The Fathership went off to Budapest today without telling me or even saying goodbye, he made a joke about getting away from me now that i'm home again, jokes on him cause he is stuck at the airport now cause of the wind.
One thing i forgot to mention yesterday about abigail, she wet herself when we went to mull, claiming it was the sand that wet her, but really she wet the sand, and ended up doing a rachel by taking her skirt off.
Anyway, the sister (she doesn't deserve 'ship' after her name') is in Bulgaria, i really think everyone is trying to get away from me, anyway i wonder if she'll get back cause of all this nonsense about ANOTHER ash cloud from Iceland,
I'm pretty sure everyone hates Iceland now, just because of their volcano, if it was me in charge of Iceland, i would just roll cling film over the top of the volcano so that no more ash clouds occurred.
Over and Out x x x
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